PHILIPPINE BOMB SQUAT

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TESTICLE TALKS ( because society doesn't allow men to to talk openly about their hurts )

" JOE IF YOUR'E READING THIS.. IM VERY SORRY. IM SUCH AN ASS. HEHE.. PERO HONESTLY? I THINK YOU AND AYA SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.."

Today

musta bro?

HI JOE KAMUSTA?

ayus lang

tinext kita last week nasa las pinas ako e

ha?wala ako nakuha

09322211338

same number man

lagay mo name mo next time

snabero ako eh

hehe

di mo ba sinave number ko?

anu ba?

sorry

09065719624

wait save ko lang

ok na

cavite nko eh

wala na kayo sa pilar?

ako lang

brought my own place here

saan sa cavite?

liit lang

townhouse

lapit lang likod lng ng perpetual hospital bacoor

kahit gaano kaliit at least sa yo

i ges ur ryt

basta hindi lovelife im right

haha

puntahan mko dto inom tau

sige next weekend punta ako dyan

cge cge

marami akong ikukunsulta sa yo

text mko san ka ba ngyon?

sure

sa office ako e

w8 lang

no i mean nakatira

sa pasig ako nakatira

puta ang layo mo na

bakit?

malapit sa office

ung bahay mo sa las pinas andun pa rin?

wala na

ahh sayang

nirerent lang naman ni erpat yun e

sayang kasi kung dun kpa pare mga ten mins lang andito kna samin

sabagay

iikot ka lng ng zapote

pero pag pumunta ako dyan, dyan ako mag ca crash

sure!

pagluluto pa kita!

basta penge pambili ulam

yun lang pala e

hehehe

slumber party ang pota!

sagwa pre

onga eh

erase erase

wala na kasi yung mga dati nating kalaro ng poker e

pare may kilala kbng may blog?
i made this blog at wala akong kilala na pwede kong sundan..

hehehe

si aya meron

wow talaga? alam mo url nya?

spyan naten hehe

hanapin mo lang yung ayalogy 101

hehe cge

bka may post sya about you..

marami

puro pagkamuhi

pre tinigilan ko na yung bata

good for u

mahiya ka naman kay aya

find someone as cerebral as her or urself

pero sya naman ang nagpapapansin

naks uy read my blog pasok sau to!

anong site?

http://thequintessentialessays.blogspot.com/2011/01/how-to-deal-with-follicular-tragedy_29.html

uy joe gawa kang blog

i love ur writing

idol nga kita eh

lemme learn from u!

i rarely write man

no write it out pare

all that hate has to go somewhere!

will try man

puta naman oh

im telling u!

im in the middle of writing a book and short novel

fuck that

blog ka muna

okay okay

you talked me into it

uy baka kailngan mo ng humorist?

pwde ako jan!

the moment the draft is done ill let you read the rough cut

humorist/ proofreader na hindi kagalingan

hehe

cge cge

uy lagay moko sa credits ok?

ay pelikula pla un..

syempre naman

sa i would like to thank page

pala..

sa acknowledgements sa harap

yahoo!

always wanted to write a book

pero im not that good

and i tend to procrastinate

procrastination is my main pitfall too

korek pero malala na ung sakin pare.

the other day my toothbrush quit on me..

di naman daw sya ginagamit so lalayas nlang sya

and you havent bought one yet

ahh well yeah and that too

yung post mo ba yung mistakes?

yes and what im trying to say is..

play it cool.

parang ganun..

thats exactly what im doing

good. even if ur not a horse..youre on the right track.

she even asked me if may napupusuan na ba daw ako. sabi ko ive been dating but no one exclusive..

eeew mushy pare..pero chikboy

lupet!!!!!!

sabi nya bakit naman daw? its time na rin daw na sumaya ako. pero alam naman nya na masaya na ako now

at un lng naman ang importante pare..

basta sinabi nya na sana daw maging gaya kami ng dati. ksi daw pag nasa office parang di kami magkakillala. sana daw dumating yung time na pwede nya akong i kiss and hug ng walang ilangan

gaya ng iba nyang friends

do that.

i dont know what it means pero she initiated it

dude did u know aya called you a closet sociopath in one her blogs? im reading it right now.

man this is certainly better than watching movies!

nope.

her blogs?

read her blogs!

galing eh!

oops..sory ha?

she can be very intelligent when she tries to insult

u can say that again.

dko kinaya to pare..

aya will surely kill me just by reading this.

uy pero u know wat i tink?

feeling ko may mali ka rin eh..

you can be very egotistical sometimes..

may mali din ako

i spoiled her rotten

no i think u just werent into the "communicating thing.."

somehow u missed her point..

and she missed yours..

and in the middle of all that..

you guys stopped talking..

well im glad she missed her point cause her point came with a knife in front and a belt at the tail end

metaphorically right?

literally

ooh thats got to be bad..

if im a closet sociopath she was an obvious psycopath

haha obvious psychopath

i like that!

funny..

and i bet she boils rabbits too! fatal attraction pare. gotta love that movie!

she planned our life for us and when i didnt fit into the whole fucking scheme she tried to turn me into her ideal image of who i should be

and nobody tells u what or who u shud be huh?

she even tried to do an impression of Loretta Bobbit one night

fuck that. get out..
u can stop now pare

i think i know more than enough..

it wasnt ego man, i gave that up for her. it was my identity bro

i couldnt lose that and still be the man who loves her

tama ka nga cgro

marriage indeed is a big leap...

into the afterlife!

hehe

uy chong dis is gud stuff

write dis down!

i dont want to get into a blog war with her

u wont coz were keepin it a secret hehe

i still love her enough that i dont want to taint whatever reputation she has, wala namang mawawala sa akin coz ive lived my life being the asshole that people love to hate

onga ikaw nga un..

people will either get you or hate you for who you are

and i wouldnt give a rats ass what they think of me

onga

pero honestly

tayo..

were cool

dude we embody cool

korek!

haha

self motivation ah

thats bec the libra in me weighs the good and the bad pretty evenly

aya is a libra too but she just likes to weigh which opinion is wrong as opposed to hers because she thinks she's always right

nako ophiuchus un!

hehe

im just stepping out for a smoke man

sure ingat pare text mo nlang ako