"Show" Cause Memo

It is with great disdain and disappointment that I should answer a query of an inept nature such as this.  To actually question my job sincerity in this fashion would be as useless as the manner in which this investigation is to be answerable by a mere written explanation. While I do not dispute your creative way of increasing employee satisfaction, to actually ask me to explain why certain handwritings differ from time to time is beyond my understanding. If this is your subtle way of accusing me of forgery then I believe that you might have reached a dead end as I believe that all these alleged discrepancies in signatures from my esteemed doctors are purely a result of their own handicraft. I am unable to discern where all these suspicions started when all I have done is my weekly day job. But as they say- “ Galit ang magnanakaw sa kapwa magnanakaw”. If this is the case, then I guess the criminal who is enraged with this other “assumed criminal” will be in for the biggest disappointment when he learns that the only crime I may be creating is in the way this reply is written; with a clear distaste for your faulty supervision and self-serving style of governance which I plan to disclose and reveal to the office for the whole company to appreciate in awe. Please be aware that after I prove to you that these signatures are genuine that the same kind of inquiry be made to other reps as well to validate the fact that no two signatures are exactly the same all the time with this kind of profession as these affixed signatures are not meant to validate contracts or any legal documents but merely to serve as an employee requirement for a day’s job requisite. It is in this manner of understanding that I dare you to come with me during one of my weekly visits to these aforementioned doctors and ask for yourself if these supposedly differently signed signatures are their own. For it is only in this way that I can counteract this show cause memo and ultimately create a case of my own for this act of distrust that you have created to smear my clean and untarnished career.