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Friday, May 20, 2011

Posted by MY NAME IS VON. at 7:50 PM

MY NAME IS VON.: I AM THE GREATEST THING SINCE INDOOR PLUMBING.I AM THAT FROM WHICH GREAT MINDS ARE FORMED.I AM THE EPITOMY OF GRACE AND CHARM AND GOOD TASTE AND RUGGED METRO SEXUALITY.I AM FUNNY, I AM WITTY, I AM THE MOST CIVILIZED,BALANCED & EVEN-TEMPERED.I AM THAT WHICH WOMEN CALL ROMANTIC. I’LL BE WHOEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE WHILE FEEDING YOU EXCELLENT DINNER, HAVING A BRILLIANT CONVERSATION & WIPING THAT LITTLE SMUDGE OF BUTTER ON YOUR LEFT CHEEK.IF WE'RE OUT DRINKING, BE CAUTIOUS & PATIENT BECAUSE I JUST MIGHT TELL YOU THE SECRET TO LIFE IF I AM IN THE MOOD. I REPRESENT THE HIGH POINT OF ALL SEASONS. I CAN BE WITH ANYONE & ANYWHERE - IN THE HOUSEHOLDS OF HEADS OF STATES, WITH CORPORATE HONCHOS, MEDIA MOGULS, MOVIE ROYALTIES, THE MOVERS AND THE SHAKERS, THINKERS AND DOERS OF THE WORLD, RUBBING ELBOWS WITH EVERY HIGH & MIGHTY PERSONALITY THERE IS, UNFLINCHING IN MY QUEST FOR THE SEAT OF POWER. IF I DIE NOW I HAVE NO LEGACY TO LEAVE NO LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY STASHED IN SOME REMOTE SWISS BANK ACCOUNT, NO OFFSPRING TO INHERIT MY QUAINT LITTLE TRAITS&ECCENTRICITIES NOR MY EXCELLENT CRITICAL FACULTIES. NOPE, THIS IS ALL I HAVE. MY NAME IS VON..AND I AM YOURS..